Pounds and Inches
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"Caught a nice one last year, up north at the resort.
It was a real beauty and weighed five pounds, four ounces.
A really nice fish." |
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Lives there a fisherman who hasn't heard words to that effect,
many, many times? Or perhaps even uttered them himself?
But wait.
Let's analyze what's going on.
To do so, contrast the following:
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"Had a follow by a forty–incher, and then right after that,
caught one a little bigger, a forty–five inch class fish." |
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Are these two quotations from the same fisherman? And if not,
what can we tell about the two of them?
Enough games – here's what I'm getting at. There are two varieties
of fishermen in this world. One talks in terms of "pounds,"
and the other talks in "inches." The first quote is
obviously by a man of the former type, and the second by the latter.
And my friends, I say to you, there is a world of difference between the
two. Let me show you.
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"Caught a nice one last year, up north at the resort.
It was a real beauty and weighed five pounds, four ounces.
A really nice fish." |
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I can safely tell you the following about this man. First, he
comes from Minnesota. The "up north" thing is a dead
giveaway. However, he doesn't own a lake cabin, and thus fishes
only sporadically at a resort. Remembering a five pound
fish from last year is another indication.
Furthermore, the man is a walleye fisherman. A bassin' man wouldn't
consider a fish of that size to be noteworthy, and wouldn't talk about
it. The size also eliminates bigger fish (northerns & muskies) and
smaller ones (sunnies & crappies). So the man caught a medium size
walleye while on vacation at a resort, and is bragging about it.
What else do we know? He kept the fish. That's what we know.
He kept it and filleted it and fried it and ate it. He talked about
the fish in "pounds," and he kept it and ate it.
But the second man? He said,
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"Had a follow by a forty–incher, and then right after that,
caught one, a little bigger, a forty–five inch class fish." |
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Obviously a muskie fisherman – nobody else talks about fish "follows,"
and nobody else talks in terms of inches. So what was this fellow doing?
Well, he was casting for muskies, not trolling or bobber fishing. He was
casting, and had a follow by a small muskie. And then within a couple
of casts he caught one, but it was no big deal. That fish wasn't the
biggest of his life. He thought so little of it that he didn't net it
and measure it. In fact, he probably water released it, given that
he had only an approximate length for it. So he's also clearly an
experienced muskie angler, a man who's caught a lot bigger fish.
But more important, this man didn't catch and keep and eat that
forty–five incher. In fact, the thought of keeping it never entered
his mind, and if you asked him why, he would just look at you with
amazement. I won't even begin to tell you what would happen if you tried
to talk to him about eating muskies...
And there we have a true gentleman!
POUNDS and INCHES.
The next time you're around a fishing crowd, just listen to
the way they talk about fish sizes. You'll see what I mean. As for you,
start thinking inches, and forget pounds.
Both the fish and I will appreciate it.

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